Mrs. Butterworth reveals her first name.

October 3rd, 2009
She's a JOY to have around.

She's a JOY to have around.

It happened October 1st at 11:30 a.m.  After 48 years, Mrs. Butterworth revealed her first name.

Drum roll please.

The syrup lady’s first name is Joy.

Pinnacle Foods Group, which makes Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup, held a contest that ended in July, asking folks to guess her given name. Two winners were announed: Shayla Doty, 15, Logansport, Ind. and Cynthia Harmon, 44, Champaign, Ill.  They each win $500 and a case of syrup.

In a bit of public relations hoo ha – Pinnacle set up a conference call with an actress playing Mrs. Butterworth. She sounded more like 88 than 48.  According to Mrs. B, her father wanted to call her Yvonne, her mother wanted Opal. The doctor suggested Jocelyn because she was a such a good tempered baby. Jocelyn apparently means “the merry one.”  So Joy was a combination of all three names. And it turned out, she said, to be a perfect fit.

“I’m a joy to people at the breakfast table,” said Mrs. B.

This still doesn’t answer my question.  Who is Mr. Butterworth?

Wireless Power is getting closer to reality

October 2nd, 2009

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Gizmodo reports on the advances Sony is making in Wireless Power! I can’t wait for the day where we don’t have to plug things in. If only we had that when I was young and playing Nintendo! Mom would come in and accidentally knock the power cord out of the wall, robbing me of my hard-earned progress at Super Mario Brothers…

Read more about it here: Sony is getting closer to TVs with no cables whatsoever

Test blog entry

October 2nd, 2009

I am testing out my new WordPress iPhone app. If this works, I can blog on the go! Here’s hoping it works, and I might update my blog more than once every six months…

Archie Andrews proposes to Veronica Lodge, spurns Betty Cooper

May 29th, 2009

 

Archie proposes to Veronica

 It was announced recently that in the age-old struggle between Betty and Veronica for the heart of Archie Andrews, there is finally a winner.  On the cover of Archie #600, there is a picture of Archie proposing to Veronica, and Veronica enthusiastically saying “YES!”

Such a monumental moment is going to bring out strong feelings on both sides of the Betty / Veronica debate.  Who does Archie love more?  Who would be better for Archie in the long run?  Which of these girls loves Archie the most?  Is it sweet-hearted Betty Cooper, or sassy heiress Veronica Lodge?

Personally, I always thought that Archie would choose Betty Cooper, the girl next door instead of the more high maintenance Veronica Lodge.  Veronica is arguably the better catch, since she is wealthy and glamorous, and is often described as more beautiful than Betty.  However, Veronica is the model of the unattainable woman, and this is a large part of her allure.  On the other hand, Betty is ultimately attainable by Archie, but instead of recognizing this, he takes it for granted, referring to her as his ‘sister’.  For his part, Archie has been perfectly content to let the girls fight for his affections as they have for over sixty years.  I can’t say that I blame him.

There was a time when a newcomer named Cheryl Blossom was a third competitor for Archie’s affections, but she was more a flash in the pan, and was never considered a serious contender.  Betty and Veronica also have side love interests (Adam Chisolm, Jason Blossom, etc.) but they too have never been portrayed as legitimate threats to the famous Archie-Betty-Veronica love triangle.

Interestingly enough (to me, anyway), in Archie’s earliest story (his first appearance, to use comic book lingo), it is Betty Cooper (his next door neighbor that has just moved in) that he is trying to impress by standing up on his bicycle while it rolls down the street.  He gets into all sorts of problems trying to win Betty’s heart, and it is soon established that they are in a semi-committed relationship with Betty (as committed as high school relations go, which admittedly isn’t usually very committed).

Also, Veronica Lodge wasn’t in the original story that introduced Archie and his friends, Jughead and Betty.  Her earliest appearances actually give her two different origin stories.  In Pep Comics #26, she is a rich heiress who has recently moved to Riverdale, and Archie asks her out on a date.  Archie (being Archie) is hard up for cash to impress the rich girl, so he takes a job at a restaurant…the same restaurant he takes Veronica to, and ham-fisted hilarity ensues.  However, when Archie #1 came out in 1942, she is introduced as a New York debutante who receives a mushy letter from Archie asking her to be his date at the prom.  Amused, she agrees, putting Archie in a bind since he was going steady with Betty.  He gets Jughead to be Veronica’s escort, who gives her poison ivy for a corsage (?), causing Veronica’s date to end poorly, but humorously (at least by 40′s standards).

Personally, I think that Reggie Mantle would be a better match for Veronica than Archie.  Reggie (like Veronica) is wealthy, and they share the same snooty, sassy personality.  However, opposites attract, and Veronica has eyes only for Archie, causing Reggie to make Archie’s life miserable at every opportunity.  Who knows how Reggie will react now that Veronica is engaged to Archie.

Jughead, being a pure misogynist, is not vying for the affections of Betty, Veronica, or any other girl, choosing instead a close relationship with his one love — food.  However, with Archie possibly tying the know with Veronica, maybe Jughead will end up with Betty after all.  He does like Betty more than Veronica, although this is because Betty is a great cook, and Jughead is crazy for food.

Apropos of nothing, did you ever notice how much Jughead looks like Alan Cumming?  Is it just me?

Forsythe (Jughead) Pendleton Jones III Alan Cumming, Jughead's real-life doppleganger

Honestly, I think I know what is going on here.  Knowing the folks at Archie Comics, this will be some kind of stunt.  The cover clearly shows that this ‘proposal’ is taking place in, of all places, a jewelry store.  It is likely that Archie is proposing just as a goof, and Betty and Jughead get the wrong idea when they pass by and see it thinking that it is an actual proposal, and (in true Archie fashion) hilarity ensues (yuk-yuk-yuk).

Baskin-Robbins Original Daiquiri Ice is back!

May 28th, 2009

Growing up, it was always a treat to go to the ice cream store.  At our local mall (Crossroads Mall) we were fortunate enough to have a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop, the gold standard of the ice cream stores.  When I was young, I stuck to the traditional flavors of vanilla and chocolate and mint chocolate chip.  As I got a little older, though, I grew more adventurous and branched out into other flavors.  My sister enjoyed a flavor known as Daiquiri Ice.  I thought it sounded very adult!  Daiquiris were alcoholic drinks, which made the flavor seem forbidden.  It looked like no other flavor offered, a light blue-green color not found in nature.  It even had a different consistency from their other ice cream flavors, not quite sherbet, but not quite creamy.  I decided that I would try it and see what all the fuss was about.

It was DELICIOUS!  A refreshing mix of lime and rum flavor, sweet and sour at the same time.  I thoroughly enjoyed it, and it became my new favorite ice cream flavor.  Sometimes I would return to one of my previous choices, but Daiquiri Ice was my new #1 seed.  I chose it almost every time I went there.

Then one day…it wasn’t there.  I asked the worker, and they said they didn’t have that flavor right now.  I naively assumed that the flavor was just out of stock for a short time.  But every time I went back, it still wasn’t there.  Eventually, I gave up.

Fast-forward about 15 years later.  I began to hear rumors that Baskin-Robbins were going to bring back Daiquiri Ice!  I was so excited and couldn’t wait to try it.  Then I saw the pictures of the ice cream…I knew immediately it was not the right flavor.  It was much too green.  It looked too much like sherbet.  I read some reviews online, and my fears were confirmed. This was not my Daiquiri Ice.

Earlier this month, I once again heard that Daiquiri Ice was coming back.  I did my best not to get my hopes up, weary of having my heart broken before.  My hope was buoyed by the name that they called it: Original Daiquiri Ice.  That sounded promising.  Then I went to the website and saw this:

Daiquiri Ice

My first love!  Back after all this time!  I quickly rushed to the website to find the location of the nearest Baskin-Robbins.  I made plans to go there as soon as possible (which turned out to be today!)  I had a yummy dinner at Outback Steakhouse, turning down their attempts to tempt me with a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under.  I already had a date planned, and I had no intention of leaving her jilted at the altar.

I walked into Baskin-Robbins, feeling like a kid again.  I didn’t see the flavor at first (which caused a little nervousness), but then I saw it, waiting for me.  I asked for two scoops on a sugar cone, and tasted Daiquiri Ice for the first time this millenia.  It was just as I remember it. But as they say on Reading Rainbow, “Don’t take my word for it!” Treat yourself to some Daiquiri Ice as soon as you can!

The Price used to be Right

April 16th, 2009

Once upon a time there used to be a game show called The Price is Right.  It was the most popular, longest-running game show in television history.  Its success and popularity was due in no small part to its host for 35 years: Bob Barker.

The real host of The Price is Right.

Bob Barker took a game show’s whose concept was basically an hour long commercial for the prizes being given away entertaining.  Let me make that point again: he made an hour-long commercial entertaining.  This was long before Ron Popeil, Billy Mays, and the Shamwow guy were assaulting us with Mighty Putty, Slap-Chops and the like.  Bob Barker did this by giving each segment of the show an energy and a sense of excitement and urgency.  He cared about the contestants that were playing the pricing games.  He actually wanted them to win!  And his knowledge of how to play each of the dozens of pricing games (crucial to keeping the show moving at a fast pace) was encyclopedic.  Last, but not at all least, he had a great sense of humor.

Unfortunately, none of us can stay in our prime forever, and Bob Barker is no exception. He announced on October 31, 2006, that he was retiring from The Price is Right.  He taped his last show on June 6, 2007, and it aired (twice) on June 15, 2007.  Reruns of episodes he hosted continued until October 12, 2007.

Then, The Price is Right went off the air.  Well, technically it didn’t.  But, for all intents and purposes, it went off the air.

Because Bob Barker was replaced as host by Drew Carey.

The current 'host' of The Price is Right

Everything that Bob did right, Drew does wrong.  Drew has absolutely no energy whatsoever, as is obvious by looking at his pear-shaped body.  Watching an episode hosted by this man is tortuous.  He goes through the motions of the pricing games with all the enthusiasm of a man on his way to the doctor for a prostate exam.  It is clear that he is not plugged in to the concept of the game, and his lack of excitement infects the entire show.

I am sure Drew Carey cares about the contestants, but he doesn’t have the same chemistry that Bob Barker possesses (I was going to write possessed, but Bob hasn’t lost his charm at all).  The Showcase Showdown (more popularly referred to as ‘the big wheel’, has become an exercise in each contestant giving shout-outs to their friends and family.  This is self-indulgent, and not at all entertaining.  Where Bob would try to lend some drama to the moment by seeing where the wheel is going to stop, Drew is simply content to slouch next to the contestant, shoving the microphone in their face and yelling, ‘Wanna say hi to anybody?’.

And Drew’s ‘special touch’ doesn’t stop at the Showcase Showdown.  He lends his general malaise to every pricing game.  It was worse when he first started hosting, because it was painfully obvious that he did not understand the pricing games at the required level, so he would stand confused, mumbling through an explanation of the game while the contestant stared awkwardly at him.  He is better now (time heals all wounds), but he still expends as little effort as possible explaining the pricing games, and does absolutely nothing to lend any excitement or pathos to the event.  His reaction is the same whether the contestant wins or loses: he is unmoved.  He just smiles into the camera and goofily says “here come the commercials”, or some equally bad schtick.

Finally, compared to Bob, Drew has no sense of humor.  I know that many will disagree with this statement, but let me make my point before you write it off as wrong.  Sure, Drew Carey was once a successful stand-up comic, and his modestly named sitcom ‘The Drew Carey Show’ was a hit.  But I would argue that this show was a hit not because of him, but in spite of him.  Many people associate his show with the character of ‘Mimi’ more than his own character.  As for his standup, your mileage may vary, but I never found him particularly funny.

But even if he were the funniest stand-up comic ever, that type of comedy doesn’t translate well to the realm of game shows.  For starters, his stand-up routine wasn’t exactly family-friendly, and with The Price is Right airing in the middle of daytime television, only clean humor will play well, if at all.  Bob Barker’s self-effacing humor, even his good-natured chastising of the contestants for not understanding the rules of the pricing games, was perfect for the show.  But Drew Carey doesn’t take any of Bob’s tips on how to do this.  Instead, he lazily hides behind his glasses and phones it in each episode.

Now I’m not saying that Bob shouldn’t have retired.  He earned his retirement.  I am saying that CBS should have been more careful in searching for a replacement.  Personally, I think that the major reason that Drew Carey was chosen was because he was already under contract with CBS at the time (he was hosting the now forgotten ‘Power of 10′) and it was just easier for everybody for him to host what he must have seen as ‘just another game show’.  But it isn’t just another game show; its The Price is Right.

At least, it used to be.

You just think you’ve had the best steak meal ever…

March 25th, 2009

but unless you’ve been to Fogo de Chao, you haven’t had the best steak meal ever.  I have had the pleasure of eating at this restaurant a couple of times, and it is always an amazing experience.

The service at the restaurant has two phases.  The first phase is the amazing salad bar, where you have a choice from a variety of greens, cheeses, meats, and vegetables, along with a wide selection of dressing.  Everything is fresh and delicious, and it is an integral part of the meal that cannot be missed, but rookies to this restaurant can make the terrible mistake of filling up on the salad bar, marring the delicious steak feast to come.

The second phase of the meal is the meat portion.  You have a disk on your table that is red on one side, and green on the other.  As with a traffic light, red means stop, and green means GO.  And fair warning, as soon as you turn your disk over from red to green for the first time, gauchos (the men carrying around the sizzling skewers of meat) swarm your table, vying for your affections like love-sick suitors.  This is when the steak feast truly begins.

And not just steak…oh no.  Chicken.  Pork.  Sausage.  Ribs.  I honestly don’t know how they do it.  And at the lunch service, I don’t know how they make money.  I paid $35 for the entire meal, tip included.  I may as well have walked in with a ski mask and held the place up.

What makes it so great?  Many things.  First, I could point out the ridiculously attentive service.  The busy wait staff roam the tables like members of the secret service assigned to protect not the President, not even your table, but you personally.  At one point I dropped my knife on the ground (in a steak-induced frenzy, I guess), and before I could lean over and pick it up, a member of the wait staff snatched it and handed me a clean knife.  It was as if he popped up out of the ground.  You never want for a refill.  Your side dishes are replenished immediately.

And it isn’t just the wait staff that are attentive.  The gauchos wandering the room with tempting meat delights are also attentive to the point of obsequiousness.  They cheerily offer you their wares, and if you refuse, it is almost as if they take it personally.  They ask if they can bring you something else, and if you request something, they race back to the kitchen like their butt is on fire in order to get your requested meat back to your table.  The service is indeed a great part of the place.  But that isn’t the best thing about Fogo de Chao.

The best part about Fogo de Chao is the variety of meats, and the way it is prepared.  I am a particular fan of the house special, the top and bottom sirloin, the bacon wrapped chicken, and the filet mignon.  These meats are roasted over a fire, and develop a well-cooked yet juicy consistency, bursting with natural flavor.  We all know that the best bite of steak is the first bite.  Well, because of the way the meat is served to you (small portions of meat that are replenished as you clean your plate) it is as if each bite is the first bite.  A meal of first bites.  Is this Heaven?  No, but I think it has to be close.  As the meat roasts, it develops a delicious crust on the outside, while remaining moist and delicious inside.  That mix of crust and tender meat is a combination that makes Fogo de Chao the best steak meal ever, and is why I should think they should make their slogan Fogo de Chao: You Must get Crust.

This should be Fogo de Chao's slogan!

Don’t miss out on the best steak meal you will ever have.  Make your reservation today!

Batman Arkham Asylum: Coolest Superhero Game?

March 13th, 2009

Batman: Arkham Asylum

 The latest trailer for Batman: Arkham Asylum looks pretty cool!  The game doesn’t come out for months, but this teaser trailer looks amazing! http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2009/03/12/exclusive-new-batman-arkham-asylum-trailer-the-invisible-predator/

New Star Trek TV Show?

March 11th, 2009

SFF Media is reporting that Brian Fuller (of Pushing Daisies fame) is interested in bringing Star Trek back to television.  While he has been involved with previous versions of Star Trek (he wrote a couple of DS9 episodes, and over 20 Voyager episodes), I am not too jazzed about this for the following reasons:

1. I thought that Mr. Fuller’s most recent work, Pushing Daisies, while well-written, had little mass-market appeal, and I’m afraid he’ll be bringing this sensibility to the show.

2. He wants to bring it back to the older years, which didn’t work when they did Enterprise, and I see no reason why it would work now.  Star Trek should be ever-forward…no looking back. Sure, I see the reasoning behind this…the new movie is a throwback, so why not just reboot everything and start over, right?  Well, mainly because it is lazy.

3. Third, I think it is too soon for Star Trek to be back on television.  It has only been four years since Enterprise went off the air.  Give people time to forget how disappointing that program was before you bring back Star Trek.  The public only has so much tolerance for this franchise.  Baby steps, people.  Let’s make sure the movie doesn’t stink before we start pre-production.

The Most Powerful Man on Earth

March 9th, 2009

Barack Obama’s latest comments on the global recession are troubling to say the least…

Scary, isn't it?